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  • So, er, how do you measure up?
  • randomjeremy
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    Me? They don’t make a scale small enough 😆

    TheyFit custom fit condoms on the Sun website

    No I don’t read the Sun, the link was sent to me by a friend!

    Cougar
    Full Member

    They’ve missed a trick, there. They should start with “large” and keep adding superlatives.

    Bit odd that they seem to be adjusting for length (unless that’s just the super soaraway’s quality reporting). Surely the length of a condom is irrelevant, you just stop unrolling when you hit base(*); it’s, well, girth that would need to be adjusted.

    (* – I imagine)

    sugdenr
    Free Member

    Depends how cold it is outside.

    I thought that was why they were one size – ‘cos no bloke is gonna ask for ‘Condom Size Small, please miss’

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    sobriety
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    Having had to buy Japanese condoms when I ran out on Holiday once, I can safely say ‘I’m big in Tokoyo’

    maccruiskeen
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    They’ve missed a trick, there. They should start with “large” and keep adding superlatives.

    The starbucks scale

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    I thought the standard units were cans of coke and cats heads.




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    sugdenr
    Free Member

    No wonder that cat looks shell shocked if you were using it to measure your…..oh never mind….

    cranberry
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    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

    😆

    Once again, Harry the Bastard (for that is truly what he is), takes things to a new level of wrongness.

    ‘Cats’ Heads’ ffs! 😆

    Oh Lordy. Jesus wept I laughed. 😆

    Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong….

    sobriety
    Free Member

    Shirley “Big in Japan” ??

    Indeed, but having ‘Japan’ twice in one sentence felt funny.

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