In all seriousness, what is the point in this?
Well, as far as I’m concerned the entire internet today is exclusively for the purpose of getting through the day, when there’s no work to do.
So.
We have a blob on the tree, which is almost recognisably a star- family heirloom that’s been rebuilt with extra tinsel so often that any militant atheists could reinterpret it as being a festive FSM, a fish with legs, a cog in a watch made by a blind man, or the first multi-celled organism. But by family dogma it is officially a star.
And I imagine there’s christian scenes on some of the cards though they seem a bit unrepresentative since you don’t choose your own?