Yep, daughter has arrived. 🙄

So far … bathroom has more toiletries than Boots the chemist.

Shoes – Imelda Marcos has an apprentice. In fact I've checked out daughter's collection – 'oh those ones are from Australia!' (eh?). Wanna swap for my 5:10's? 😉

Clothes – blimey, interesting taste. Bit fancy dress-like 😯

Food – you eat what? What's wrong with iDave's eating plan?

Untidy? No, not here, apart from me obviously. And don't mind that bike in the dining room, it's precious. 🙄

OK, so need to introduce some rules so hit me with your suggestions! You will make them funny won't you?

Thank you so much. 😀

no tongues

Ban her from the house at the weekends. Not sure where she'd go, but ban her all the same.

I suggest you benchmark one-to-one schemas to mesh impactful relationships and extend next-generation convergence.
HTH 🙂

iDave – as in ox tongue? Is that not on your eating plan?

Southern Yeti – thank goodness you're here, take her off my hands. 😉

Well, at least there's no issue with the loo seat being left up…

Count – you've not met her obviously!

OK, so need to introduce some rules…..

I reckon it's her who needs to introduce some rules………like " Rule 1 : no bringing corpses home"

Yeah I'd have to set ground rules too.

There is not much room left for shoes and toiletries at my house.

There is also a no clothes policy at my house Friday 6pm through to Monday 7am.

The oven, sink, dishwasher etc are in the bikes room.

ernie – sssshhhh, I'll put them in my bedroom. 8)

😆 at Southern Yeti. How's your diary looking? 😉

bike cleaning for rent i recon

bike cleaning for rent i recon

No chance – my bikes are my children too!

Apart from a festival early August and a date on Sunday, The Abonimable Daughter Sitting service is remarkably free of bookings.

She doesn't require round the clock attention though, right? My freedom to go cycling at the weekend is also standard in my Terms & Conditions.

TSY – did I not mention she is feisty, highly intelligent, strong-minded, strong willed therefore I can not understand why on earth you want want to go cycling at the weekend! (She is everything I am not).

agree pics .

Strangley those are qualities I actually look for in women…….

I tell you what drop her off at mine next Friday at 17:58 remembering the clothes policy, as many shoes as she likes though no fivetens, infact none with heels less than 4".

Oh yeah … (sniggers unkindly). You after a challenge??!!

Heels were bloomin' high, dear me. 🙄

Did I mention her Golden Virginia habit?

😯 Golden Vir… oh 🙁

But yeah, without such qualities I get really bored really quickly.

You don't want a quiet life then? 😉

I hear GoOutdoors hava a sale on this weekend. They have an extensive range of tents that may prove suitable accomodation for your daughter on the weekends when I can't look after her.

TSY – 😆

Daughter has very kindly offered to work on my garden but I haven't the heart to inform her that some baby North Shore will be appearing there some time. 😳

Edit: Thanks to everyone for joining in the thread and making me laugh!

Bring her along to a certain event on August 21st/22nd

What's wrong with iDave's eating plan?

no carbs = no way 🙂

she needs to be in bed by midnight….and if not, she should come home! 😆