We had to be brutal with the guest list. It was you or Desmond Tutu.

We might have a spare place. We’ve invited Joe Cocker but we’ve not heard back

Fair enough, it wouldn’t be a party without the D-Tute.

Is that piss artist Sentamu coming? He ruined my brogues last time he was out and the car smelt weird for weeks.

Is there mobile coverage there or should I bring my BT Phonecard?

A tin can and some string, more like.

Ive always wonders what a greggs wedding cake looks like, olease post up the photos.

Shouldn’t you have set off? You’ll need to change your horses at least twice and the coach doesn’t run in the dark.

Don’t forget it’s considerably colder once you’ve traveled those perilous 183 miles north of London. But everyone up this way is either wearing leather jackets and mullets, or donkey jackets and perms, so just wear your best winter gear and try to blend in.

You might need to setup your Skybox to record the tour though as there are only 3 TV channels up this way….

What a stupid question. Seriously.

Is there mobile coverage there or should I bring my BT Phonecard?

BT ?

Pigeon surely!

Having been in the pub for a couple of hours – as a sort of dress rehearsal- I just have one word. It won’t be a surprising one:

Pies

If you are partial to such things, you’re in for a treat

Broadband? We’re getting pissed! Where does broadband figure in that?

Just stopped off in the midlands to acclimatise for the night.

You did remember your passport, didn’t you?

Vaccinations up to date?

Just stopped off in the midlands to acclimatise for the night.

I recommend sleeping on a urine stained park bench in your underpants….

Then freshen up in the morning by having a quick wash in an open sewer.

Then freshen up in the morning by having a quick wash in an open sewer.

I woiuld but Binbins is supposed to be concentrating on his bride tomorrow rather than being inexplicably attracted to me.

I’m only human

…of flesh and blood. A man?

After much deliberation me and the lovely Mrs B have settled on our outfits

Looking sharp mate! You’ll fit right in!

I can’t believe it hasn’t been posted yet

Or

Slacks?!?!

I’m bringing my bike.

Ha! Like you’ve got a bike.

and once you’re outside London everyone looks like they’ve just finished mucking out

Anyone of any importance probably just has; my late mum once witnessed HRH Princess Anne shove her arm up to the armpit down a stable yard drain to clear out a blockage, so airs and graces tend to be left at the M25 border… 😉

Awesome buffet.

Good cheese.

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Good cheese

Awesome cheese. I may have overdone it somewhat on the cheese…and the beer…

We tested to destruction the theory that you can never have too much cheese! 🙂

Thanks so much for coming and making it such s great night

We carried on til 4. I’ve felt better! Cracking night though!