Today I dropped into Millets to pick up some of their own brand ‘value’ range walking shoes for when out and about on the bike..

Imagine my surprise when the size 7 was too small.. they must allow extra room for those big old woollen walking socks.. surely I can’t fit into a size 6 though..?

The size 6 fitted very nicely and the colour was easier on the eye too.. with the added bonus that a 6 is considered in the childsize range so was a fair bit cheaper… winner

‘Childsize shoes to match your childsize penis…’ was the other halfs reaction..

small feet = get a new half with comment like that in public

Haaa did she point an laugh too?

Mates got size 12 feet and an average sized wanger, my cousin has size 7 feet and a big wanger. We don’t all compare feet and wanger sizes, just came up in convo.

my cousin has size 7 feet and a big wanger

You know the size of your cousins wanger?

😯