OK I pretty much know how this is gonna go on here 😛 but I’m all out of ideas so here goes.

The youth team I work with wants to have a training tee made up for wearing before races / at the gym / etc etc. They want a ‘motivational’ slogan printed on the back in English (they’re Basque kids) so thay’ve asked me. I hate doing stuff like this… no imagination. I suggested, predictably, Shut Up Legs but it was pooh poohed.

Any ideas? ANyone done something similar?

Basque, you say?

*nope, I got nothing sensible*

Hah, and <16yrs so keep it clean 😉

If you can read this I’m not last

I’m rubbish at that stuff too, but here’s a stab.

You got the standards like –

No Pain No Gain

Go Hard or Go Home

Or how about –

Train Hard Race Harder

Sorry, I know they are shite, but I did try 🙂

Sorry, I know they are shite, but I did try

I like that one. I’d wear it on a t-shirt

I like the Sufferfest ones

I will kick my ass today to kick yours tomorrow, or similar. Kids love that stuff.

If it’s raining, we’re still training

Pain is just weakness leaving the body

Pedal dammit!

It doesn’t get easier, you just get faster

Don’t buy upgrades, ride up grades

Training is a lot like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you are tired, you stop when the gorilla is tired. (Probably a bit long, good quote though!)

You could just print the PP logo + seagull and set them off, then they’ll really have to run 🙂

The classic… “Pain is temporary, glory is forever”[/i]

@ Mogrim

My mate had a no fear riding top with ‘faster than you’ on the back.

Keep up there

try a bit harder, would you?

Come on we haven’t got all day

Frankly: disappointing

Run, Eat, Sleep, Repeat

I’ve always liked slogans like these

hard basque-hard

It’s your time, lads

jog on!

Ride me like you stole me

STRAAAAVAAAAA! 😆

Rule 1: Cardio

I may have short legs, but I’m still ahead of you

How does it feel to be beaten by a kid?

How about:

“YOU’RE IN BASQUE COUNTRY NOW BOY!”

“I’ve got the runs and I love it”

“My other shirt is a basque”

The Rules are good for this sort of thing

Rule#5 // Harden the f*ck up
Rule#6 // Free your mind and your legs will follow
Rule #72 // Legs speak louder than words.

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Basque

Euskadi be tough to win.

Pain is just French for bread

Thanks for the ideas, they’ve all gone into the hat. Any more from the evening crowd?

Pain is just French for bread

Add to that “Mange Tout!”

“thou shalt Basque in my glory”

I brake for cake

catch me and you can have a fiver

keep up, loser

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Just Donosti it.
Obviously in Nike style.

Hah that last one is a cracker!