If you disagree, you’re wrong.

I assume you mean ‘better’ as in ‘not as dreadful’?

Smokies, the original incarnation of synthi-bacon, had them all beat.

I don’t understand why smiths make the frazzle when they also make bacon flavour fries, a far superior snack.

When we eat crisps we open the big bag the night before we actually want them, ‘to air’….

If I did that ‘air’ is all I would get

To ‘air’ or to breathe, like a quality red wine?

Frazzles in any state of freshness are a poor substitute for

Seriously if you’re gonna stoop to the level of frazzles you might as well properly slum it and go with space raiders.

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Yes, chip (4 posts up) why?

Frazzles exist to stop the riff raff buying up all the Bacon Fries.

How have you all managed to get it so worng??

I like how Frazzles come in a big box to be stuck partially hidden away on a shelf whereas Bacon Flavour Fries come attached to a display board so they can be hung on the wall like great art.

Even better in a pan (for 1 minute, at the end) with fried egg, mushies and toms. They get a little chewy and a little crispy.

PSA – Poundland do a bag of bacon flavour fries that is twice the size of more expensive equally bacon-fryish brands. .

Whack it all in a bap. OK fruity sauce. Back of the net.

And who was dissing Space Raiders? 👿

When we eat crisps we open the big bag the night before we actually want them, ‘to air’….

I decant mine into a lead crystal bowl.