I've just seen a fine example this morning. It made me grin through the rainy commute.
As I was dropping the kids off at school, a woman pulled up next to me, also depositing her offspring. She was driving the most ridiculously chavved-up Fiat Punto I've ever seen. In the words of Pauline Calf: "**** me! It looks like you've covered it in superglue and ram-raided Halfords!!"
Enormous spoiler, Skirts, blacked out windows, big ****-off air intake on the bonnet, exhaust pipe you could fit a water melon up.
She gets out to reveal full Islamic garb. Headscarf, veil, the lot. The visual contradiction didn't half make me giggle on a grey rainy morning
Your examples please....