Should I?

Either I move the van or I don’t…

As in, your head lowest?
Would it be easier to turn yourself round instead of a van?

It’s not good. Blood rushes to the head and gives you brain damage….maybe.

Also your penis will be 2cm shorter by the morning due to blood loss.

That would mean I have an internal penis.

A pegina if you will.

So I sleep heads up. Always.

but with all the blood in your brain, you will be able to solve all the worlds biggest problems, war, starvation, cruelty etc. Unfortunately in the history of the world no man has slept head down due to the shorter penis problem being the only one that matters when the blood isn’t in the brain.

Also your penis will be 2cm shorter by the morning due to blood loss.

finally a solution to my problem…

Sat talking for hours about the problems of the world and trying at least to put them right.

I’m too cut to bother moving. I’ll give it a go and check the contents of my pants in the morning.

MSP,

Very true. As much as I value world peace and solving the N Korean crisis my penis comes first.

Always.

(Not always a good thing my ex said.)

alpine
I’m too cut to bother moving. I’ll give it a go and check the contents of my pants in the morning.

Yeah,i too generally,erm, give it a check on the mornings.

Safety first and all that.

Also your penis will be 2cm shorter by the morning due to blood loss.

That would mean I have an internal penis.

A pegina if you will.

So I sleep heads up. Always.

But be careful, if your head is too high then your feet get all the blood and they will grow and your shoes wont fit while still having a pegina.

I got so cold on my bike at the weekend I got a pegina, but I didn’t when running the next day despite it being the same temp and my head being uppermost on both occasions. So you could sleep in running gear as this appears to be protective against pegina formation. Also MrsH calls it a mangina, which I think is sexist?