Could someone explain what this actually means? I understand it’s a reference to fixie riders, but I can’t visualise it. Is your sister twelve years old and have My Little Pony patches on them? Or is she a bit chunky and they hang like a hangy thing??
Pics would obviously help.

Skinnier the better.

It’s because they’re unfeasibly tight and often a good bit too short.

FixieRide by nickbrosuk, on Flickr

They look really stupid, but hey, next to riding a brakeless fixie in central London, anything looks good.

Real men wear Chuck Norris Action Jeans

So closer to twelve and My Little Pony then. 😆
Cheers.

Got to get me a pair of them Chuck Norris jeans 😀

I always find the binding unbearable in my everyday street brawls.

You can never tire of a decent hidden gusset.

I’m often accused of wearing my mum’s knickers when riding uncourageously – is that the same ?

Not just fixie riders, sister’s jeans + winklepickers = indie band.

Now here, there’s nowt wrong with pointy shoes.

It’s not a look that’s going to go well with Kala mate.

😆

And keep off those ruddy fags 👿

…and he’s got his hi-tops on the wrong feet.