BEARD, BOTTLED BEER AND CHEESE FESTIVAL

At the Square and Compass, Swanage, Dorset. Saturday 6th December.

Don’t the fools realise it is Global Fat Bike Day?!!

And please tell me the first word should be bread.

This:

NOT this:

Bottled beer??

Bottled beer??

tidier – stops head getting into the beard?

12.00am

That’s an early start! Don’t worry they will all be dozing in their whiskers by the time us fatties arrive at midday. And to think I just trimmed my beard too! Tsk!