1) be honest, you’d rather not have to do it every time you ride a bike. Especially not in the dark after a night ride when you’re already cold and wet?
And if you’re not cold and wet, neither is your bike so why are you washing it?
2) People actually drink Stella? I thought it just existed to be the butt of wife beating jokes? A bit like Skoda’s and the value of a tank of petrol in the 90’s?
Okay I’ll bite…
1) be honest, you’d rather have an appropriate cassette whilst slogging up steep hills.
2) Yeah I realise that Stella is not ‘niche’ enough for the SS crowd. 😉