What’s everyone’s opinions on them? I’ve had some since I was a lad…not guy Martin ones just an inch below the tops of my ears…thinking of getting rid

bit radical

dye them , port and starboard…

I wouldn’t risk it

Is that radical? Just a late night post innit…

I mite try it tomoro…

Color?

POIDH

Red for your left, green for your right

Had them since about 15-16. I look weird without them in my eyes. Length varies month to month. Currently just below my ears

I used to have a pair, then didn’t, then grew a bushy pair for the post TdF / olympics. They so annoyed my mum that i’ve kept them (I’m 43 by the way)

Had a hair cut last week and the barber offered to straighten them up a bit – and the ****** took about an inch off the length with a cutthroat and trimmed all the bushiness out.

So now I’ve got 2 speed sideys – ‘normal’ length to about top of the earlobe and another inch below that will take a week or so to look like sideys as opposed to bad shaving; which I’ll then have to rehabilitate back into the full community.

They do make my face look quite different actually – better of course, although my mum would argue that point.

I think what this thread needs is pictorial evidence of your personal growth, culminating in a sidey-off..

with a big pack of organic pork chops for the winner

these are my current offering..

guy at work commented on mine the other week…..

“are you auditioning for emmerdale with those things ? ”

We had a competition last year and year before to grow the best ones on the watch, its a fine line between looking silly and avoiding gaffers from headquarters on courses and big jobs and being super cool 😉

yunki, your hair needs a wash.

HEY..!!

I’ll have you know that I only apply the very finest cod liver oil to achieve that rakish style and lustrous gleam..

Cod liver oil? Must keep it nice n supple?

What’s everyone’s opinions on them? I’ve had some since I was a lad…not guy Martin ones just an inch below the tops of my ears…thinking of getting rid

An inch below the top is barely encroaching sideburn territory, I grew some Wiggin style ones the other month to annoy the Mrs. I got sick of them about a week after her and they’re gone. Too itchy.

nice n supple

a gazillion mermaids can’t all be wrong, and they flippin’ love combing their hair..

this one has more impressive sideburns than the OP too..

I found a pic of me looking enigmatic 🙂
See that other item on the chairlift? Well, they were black ’til he came along 😉

I got sick of them about a week after her and they’re gone. Too itchy.

what, her , the sides, or both ? 😯

I’m going for it…before and after photos tomoro

I’m going for it…before and after photos tomoro

you dyeing them then ?

I’m going for it…before and after photos tomoro

you dyeing them then ?

Nope chopping them off…

just do one side for the day …

Mine go to my jaw line, might go full on guy for a bit.

Mine have been getting gradually longer recently. It was mentioned at the weekend that they might need a bit of a tidy 😥

define sideburn.

How far below the ear does it have to get before it is classed as a sideburn?

How bushy does it need to be?

Fascinating.

This fine fellow shares a name with my father