Why doesn’t this exist?

Why isn’t it outside my work selling me beer and burnt meat right now?

If it helps, I’m also peckish.

😯 He’s showing a tin of Budweiser on STW! Keeeell heeem!

http://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/hold-your-fire-bbq
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There’s an airstream camper that sells pies, a VW bus that has beer taps on the side and a brewery next door. And a couple of Citoren H vans “Van dough” which does wood fired pizza, and a Torro Tacos.

Non of which actual sell to us, they just live here 🙁

If it helps, I’m also peckish.

That’s barely beer, it’s made from sodding rice (which makes it cheap, and requires less lagering to achieve the desired level of tasteless-ness).

🙄 I bet you drink instant coffee too!

To give Bear his dues he did have the decency to give the lawn a quick once over before posting that pic.

Oh hell. Please don’t kick me out.

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Oh hell. Please don’t kick me out.

I do hope you’re not swinging that axe and drinking near your Audi…?

That axe doesn’tlook very handmade.

Hickory or ash handle with a head forged by someone called sven or jorge and a surname ending in son if you please.

Is that muesli from ASDA??!

In the spirit of togetherness…I love Budweiser.
There, I said it.

Its peak STW, that Axe is practically unused.

We had a BBQ outside our fire exit today 🙂

Cobb BBQ win plus no 20 minutes of choking smoke giving the game away as we used coconut fuel.

Round 1 – sausages
Round 2 – burgers
Round 3 – rack of ribs

Only thing missing was beer…but being at work and all that…

The main problem with that axe is that the sticker is partially there – that is not acceptable

[that muesli is from Aldi, goes nicely mixed with the really nutty granola. But the luxury Lidl muesli is better on its on]

Oh my god. Aldi meuseli WTactualF.

😥

Grass not properly trimmed. Second hand on watch not pleasingly lined up. Compete lack of manual shaving kit.

I’m surprised Couger hasn’t pressed delete already

Bearnecessities in fake stw’er shocker..!

Grass not properly trimmed. Second hand on watch not pleasingly lined up. Compete lack of manual shaving kit.

A faux posh razor??
only a wood burner can save you now..

This is getting really bloody complicated now.

Have you drunk the bud?

🙂 I bow to your STW’ness!
Except for the Bud, but we all have our crosses to bear…

Where’s the £80 single malt? Faker!

We need to see inside your shed, so that we know you don’t ride a bike

You’ll have to wait, he’s legged it to Waitrose to buy some Postlethwaites Oldmans nuttyballs brown pale ale to shove in the pic…

Elements of my life are complicated.

I also might be a touch pissed now. 🙂

No Oldmans nutty balls then?..

Nothing has made me laugh more all week. Thanks all.

One thing though Lidl Mueseli is the best
Ok two things bud in a tin really