After eight happy years, I’ve finally retired my 2004 Enduro. I’ve had two frankly silly offers for it (and I mean “silly” as in “far more than it’s actually worth”), but I can’t bear to be parted from it, so it’s had a little buff with some Turtle Wax and is now sat proudly on my mantelpiece until I figure how how best to display it.

Am I the only one who wants to keep a retired frame as an ornament?