So far this week
My brand new Madone 5.2 had a chip in the paint when I went to collect it, so I didn’t bother
The wife’s car was keyed
Our new sofa had 3 greasy marks on when it was unpacked
I broke a tooth a Fruit Pastille!
An online retailer took £241 out of my account then rang to say the goods are out of stock
Whilst I was in the dentist my car was keyed
I was queuing to get out of the car park and a woman reversed into the side of my car
An online retailer took £241 out of my account then rang to say the goods are out of stock
Just had a phone call to say that our grandson is in A&E because he’s drunk some sanitizer (he’s going to be fine)
Hopefully I’ve had your share of bad luck as well
Maybe you should all buy a ticket and I wont bother with the idiot tax this week