"And no, I'm not fat, I'm just festively plump."
Can you clarify what this might actually mean?
Is this denial we're witnessing here on this forum?
A BMI of 25 - 29.9 = fat
A BMI figure of 30+ is obesity.
Unless you are disproportionately muscular, then it's a pretty good guide.
Peregrine: Have you looked into Eugenics of late? It's back in the news recently. Developed by Darwin's cousin no less.

