Just returning some Altura something or others to Wiggle as they’ve burst at the bawbag after just a few rides.

What are some properly tough shorts? Pad not crucial as I have old liners I can use.

How about some troy lee moto shorts?quite robust,not sure if there buster gonad proof though

You rock!

They’re not BG size, think it’s just a combination of my pedalling technique and their similarity to a set of leathery castanets.

I shall check those ones though, thank you.

Look in your local paper for a massage parlour and have them lovingly massaged with nikwax once a week.
Remember to keep the receipts for the taxman.

In my line of work, I don’t need to look in the local paper. On the other hand, I suspect they would lovingly wax them with Araldite if they recognised me 🙁