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  • saladdodger
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    So I hit a tree 😕

    again next week then Sharki???

    snaps
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    Did he shapeshift (or sharkshift) through the tree then?

    Dibbs
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    Think yourself lucky there was no water around

    Steve-Austin
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    Ahh…the Sharki ride through technique 😀

    RudeBoy
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    Was he wearing a pink thong?

    crispy bacon
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    I hope he wasn’t wearing jojo’s bra & pants again 😉

    TandemJeremy
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    I know where you are coming from with that. I got sharki to guide me round the quantocks for a weekend. We were on the tandem. I soon learnt to fear “its an interesting route this one” Some eroded gully thing was particularly spectacular. Chimney? Still – it was a grand trip and some of the best riding I have done. No big falls and only one submission 🙂

    Si
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    Never ever, under no circumstances follow Sharki unless you have suicidal tendeancies.

    To call him a liabilllity does not to him justice…

    sharki
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    Well it was an awesome time and we should make it an regular ride….jobseekers friday!

    An in reference to my leading qualitys….my way is the right way! any other style of trail riding is the pansy way, wreckless and blind faith is the way forward, if you’ve got all that technology between your legs you should at least abuse it and make it work harder…
    Anyway! if you will make me ride that slow…………….if i really was on it and you chased me you’d of missed the tree!…….and the trail, etc.

    only grabbed a few pics today and none of a singlespeed against a post.

    so instead i bring to you a brace of ss against a errrrrrrrr…..safe?????

    And a quantocks newbie

    A old man of the hills(not knottie 😉 )

    And a trig point ss shot.

    TandemJeremy
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    Now you tell me

    TandemJeremy
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    So sharki – when you gonna get up here so I can get my own back? 🙂

    sharki
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    TandemJeremy
    So sharki – when you gonna get up here so I can get my own back?

    When i’ve got a job and most importantly an income, i’ll wait till the midges are in full biting mode, then i can put on my tasty repellent spray and keep all those scotish ladyboys off me.

    Si
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    Sharki, Need I tell the tale of your first ride after goin from full sus back to a hardtail…. lol

    TandemJeremy
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    I might have some work for you this summer Sharki. possibility not a probability

    knottie8
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    just doing a final bit of fettling and the bike will be ready for a Qs bash tomorrow. Just to pish me off Andy txt a pic of SS against a post whilst I was working.

    Si
    Member

    Why are you over here and not over there TJ?

    Di you get an M6 Hope sorted in the end?

    Premier Icon jam bo
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    If I have to follow sharki I hang back and watch the chaos unfold. Never fails to make me smile….

    sharki
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    Si, that really hurt my butt!

    And the 10 mile headwind ride back to base was really nice too, stoopid welshies!

    TJ, would be appreciated, i’ll pencil you in on my maybe calender!

    TandemJeremy
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    Long story Si. I have always spent time on here tho.

    knottie8
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    never stand in front of a moving Sharki ! I didnt once and only just got away with it !

    sharki
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    There was never a moment i thought i’d hit you knottie……there was two trees you were cowering behind!

    Si
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    Sharki through the Q’s. Sounds damn similar too….

    Premier Icon oldfart
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    Would this be the same Sharki who is going to be gentle with me because of my condition?

    aleigh
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    sounds like you’re a bit of a handful! i hope you lead me and the others safely on the 21st march? 😆

    sharki
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    Oldfart, i’ll take my medication for that ride…..did you see the post on what day we should ride? I think it was the 25th…

    Aleigh, i’ll be gentle with you, actually i’ll let knottie take charge of you, he’s an old smoothy and knows how to treat the ladies.

    Me however would most likely make you go face first into a boggy section and whilst you’re squirming about trying to get out………..Hmmm i’ll let you work out the rest!

    Si, Ta! you make my reputation so easy to shake off.

    aleigh
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    and whilst you’re squirming about trying to get out………..Hmmm i’ll let you work out the rest!

    you’ll be a real gentleman and will help lift me up 😆

    Premier Icon oldfart
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    Sharki 25th sounds good any company ? 😳 indoors if wet ?

    sharki
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    oldfart http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sharki-your-gentle-traverse

    Aleigh, yes, yes of course that’ll be my reaction!

    *is relieved aleigh doesn’t know what i’m like*

    Si
    Member

    Its true tho 😉

    knottie8
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    would you follow this man !

    TandemJeremy
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    Aleigh – in defense of sharki he led us on a great couple of days riding. Nothing too difficult at all. A very good guide.

    sharki
    Member

    it could be worse…this could be your guide….

    knottie8
    Member

    go TJ

    and

    shame I had to go look for my lost keys !

    knottie8
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    now now sharki , I keep that bike locked away for non-solo rides ! (runs off to find the pics of Sharki in that pink bra)…

    Dibbs
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    Will a pic of saladoger in a tutu do?

    sharki
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    Dibbs…..you pervert for that you need punishment.

    Yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..And the man at the back said everyone attack and lets turn it to a ballroom blitz………………

    aleigh
    Member

    TJ – I know he’ll be a good guide 😆 Are you joining us?

    TandemJeremy
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    aleigh – I’m 500 miles away – I only ever get down south every few years.

    sharki
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    Ha ha, he’s still looking for his confidence after his quantocks experience……And edinburgh is a long way down for a day in the hills.

    aleigh
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    you scared him then 😉

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