Just looked at an article on the guardian website that says sex addiction is a disease. I have one question though:

when did my wife build up her immunity? 🙁

budum tsshh

Taxi!

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When you stopped giving her the correct attention (non sexual) needs.

When you stopped giving her the correct attention (non sexual) needs.

🙄

I should have used this one…

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

zaskar: I pretend to listen to every word she says!!

I do like the Sad Trombone. 🙂

Sex addiction must be a bit crap (if I understand it correctly). I have sex almost never, and am grateful and happy whenever it happens. Sex addicts have it all the time, and don't really enjoy it all that much, which is why they have to keep endlessly doing it. Isn't that right? Like a fat woman eating donuts until she feels beautiful.

Sex addiction isn't a disease.

So what does the Guardian class as a 'healthy interest' then? At what point does that idiotic pamphlet (that's losing money hand over fist) say you need relationship advice for your love-life.

Nowt wrong with shagging non-stop until you drop.

Interms of the guardians health its most definitely flaccid.

😆

Sexual peaks:

Early in a relationship
When she decides it time to try for a baby – flippin eck – it goes ballistic!

(I wonder why?)

Because it's a print newspaper which makes all of its content available for free on the internet, since you ask. 😉

When you stopped giving her the correct attention (non sexual) needs.

In one.

As the OP I say:

C'mon boys! This was meant to be the spur for smutty innuendo and general close to the bone rudeness!!

Not a relationship counselling session or a discussion on the state of the media today! 👿

when did my wife build up her immunity?

…her immune system was very weak the last time I met up with her!

That's more like it!

headfirst – Member
when did my wife build up her immunity?

She certainly didn't inherit it from her mother… 😉

Excellent! Bring it on!

…and she didn't pass it on to your daughter either!

Sorry, did I overstep the mark? Please accept my apologies, but I've been under a lot of pressure lately. I've been in a spot of bother with the police and now I find out my upstairs neighbour is planning a loft conversion! 😉

(sorry if that gets this thread closed too!)

PMSL

When she decides it time to try for a baby – flippin eck – it goes ballistic!

can also reduce at this time as you try and reduce the number of times in order to preserve your independence, at which point you also become the most fertile man on earth 😆 😡

headfirst – Member
zaskar: I pretend to listen to every word she says!!

Uh huh, yep, Uh huh…rewind tape.

😆

When you stopped giving her the correct attention (non sexual) needs.

You sound like Jeremy Kyle.

😆

Or should that be 🙄

yes, definately 🙄

headfirst – Member
when did my wife build up her immunity?

She didn't she's just worn out from coming to see me

(has that one been done already?)

"When you stopped giving her the correct attention (non sexual) needs.

In one."

As in "A Hole In One" ?

If you could have more sex without anything bad happening, would you?

I liked the Daily Mash's implication that a "sex addict" is "a man that's attractive or powerful enough to be promiscuous but then gets caught"

In that case I must be riddled.

jon1973 – Member

When you stopped giving her the correct attention (non sexual) needs.

You sound like Jeremy Kyle.

I wish I could get paid for talking crap all day. At the moment its all free! 😆

"Like a fat woman eating donuts until she feels beautiful." quote of the year so far I reckon…

i must have one heck of an imune system…

I wish I could get paid for talking crap all day. At the moment its all free!

It's not just a financial thing either. Imagine being the object of desire of all those single teenage mothers sitting on the edge of their seat waiting for the DNA test results. 😉

I want my own talk show!

STW as the audience/judges…single mothers doomed 😈

Next weeks Guest: Fred and mods…and what tyre.

Ton Vs TJ (add a few chairs and security…)

(show cancelled due to poor ratings…)