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  • Settle an argument (urination content)
  • njee20
    Free Member

    I just commented to a friend that I often relieve myself (not like that) in the shower. He thought this disgusting, but commented that he frequently wees in his garden, despite having a toilet within easy access, he uses the garden through choice. In a previous house he would pee out of the ground floor window rather than go to the toilet. I think this is very peculiar.

    Thoughts?

    thegreatape
    Free Member

    All methods described are acceptable.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Quite right very peculiar. Other people have to use that shower don’t you know.

    Hold on, I’ve shared a cottage with you FFS…

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Thoughts?

    You’re a monster for pissing in the shower.

    gobuchul
    Free Member

    I pee in the shower, don’t see any problem. Urine is pretty sterile when it leaves your body and get’s washed straight down the plughole.

    No problem with peeing in the garden, not overlooked I assume!

    However, that ground floor window thing is just plain weird!

    njee20
    Free Member

    I thought you liked that sort of thing Kryton?!

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    I thought you liked that sort of thing Kryton

    I have to admit,it kept my verrucas warm.

    km79
    Free Member

    I’ll piss in the shower, outside on grass or gravel. Sometimes I’ll even go in the sink whilst I brush my teeth rather than stepping 3 feet to the right to use the bog. It’s all fair game.

    DickBarton
    Full Member

    I thought you liked that sort of thing Kryton

    I have to admit,it kept my verrucas warm. [/quote]

    What were you both doing in the shower at the same time???

    DickBarton
    Full Member

    Sometimes I’ll even go in the sink whilst I brush my teeth rather than stepping 3 feet to the right to use the bog.

    Makes sense as that 3 feet gap probably shouldn’t get urine over it as you move from sink to bowl.

    orangespyderman
    Full Member

    I pee in the shower, don’t see any problem. Urine is pretty sterile when it leaves your body and get’s washed straight down the plughole.

    No problem with peeing in the garden, not overlooked I assume!This.

    However, that ground floor window thing is just plain weird!

    But, yeah, this. He’s a freak.

    I like pee’ing outside when there’s an opportunity. But there’s not an opportunity to pee outside when you’re inside..

    giantalkali
    Free Member

    Are you King Sodding Louie? Do it in the loo FFS

    choppersquad
    Free Member

    Agreed.
    Anywhere other than a toilet is just gross.

    zippykona
    Full Member

    I piss in the garden to deter cats.
    Just marking my territory.
    Pissing outdoors is one of life’s little pleasures.

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    No great issue with this other than pissing out of the window. Onto what? The patio? Or is this the front window?

    jambourgie
    Free Member

    Out the window, down the grid, in the sink, on the wife… it’s hardly nitro-glycerine. Whatever’s nearest.

    Rich_s
    Full Member

    I’ve pretty much always used the opportunity to go to the loo while in the shower – saves water, more hygenic, etc etc.

    The worst part is having to push the more solid bits down the plughole.

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    I piss in the shower whilst brushing my teeth. Multitasking people, plus saving water!

    rene59
    Free Member

    I shower my teeth and brush my piss. This multitasking is harder than it looks.

    cbike
    Free Member

    Not again!

    windyg
    Free Member

    I’m a gardener I piss in everybody else’s garden.

    Pissed out the bedroom window once, i was so drunk getting to the toilet would have been an adventure.

    JoeG
    Free Member

    njee20
    Free Member

    I was aware we’d done peeing in the shower, it was a reasoned discussion on the comparative weirdness of shower versus garden I was aiming for, subtly different you see!

    I’m glad people agree the window thing is very odd. I believe it’s just into the garden via another means, rather than the patio/drive.

    kerley
    Free Member

    However, that ground floor window thing is just plain weird!

    I suppose it would be worse from a top floor window.

    thejesmonddingo
    Full Member

    I think it depends whether he dribbles on the window sill when he’s finished,or not.

    nickc
    Full Member

    weeing in the compost heap helps it to mature, so is to be encouraged. Weeing in the shower is just normal behaviour isn’t it?

    globalti
    Free Member

    Just about the worst place to pee is the WC pan because it splashes back all over the place, drips on the floor and if your aim is bad, the whole area around the hinges gets soaked and urine congeals around the foot and stinks. I have even installed a Laufen home urinal (with aiming fly) in our downstairs loo, which is much better for chaps than standing at the pan and splashing everything.

    The lawn will grow greener if you wee on it every morning and there’s nothing wrong with weeing in the shower.

    Flaperon
    Full Member

    I pee in my own shower, but not in someone else’s. Garden is normal. Out of the ground floor window definitely not.

    lunge
    Full Member

    Shower – yes.
    Garden – Less normal, but no issues
    Window – Odd, no.

    growinglad
    Free Member

    I draw the line at peeing in the bath.

    lesgrandepotato
    Full Member

    Depends who’s in the bath

    Human urine contains high level of nitrogen and significant levels of potassium.

    Weeing on your vegetable patch makes a lot more sense than weeing down the loo.

    longmover
    Free Member

    When I lived in Aus my first wee of the day was on the orange tree.

    lesgrandepotato
    Full Member

    When I lived in Aus my first wee of the day was on the orange tree

    dehydration issues?

    DezB
    Free Member

    I often relieve myself (not like that) in the shower.

    I think I more often relieve myself (like that), personally.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    DezB – Member
    I often relieve myself (not like that) in the shower.
    I think I more often relieve myself (like that), personally.

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    Dez B, earlier (so I’m told)

    Edit: Redacted, I may get told off.

    DezB
    Free Member

    😆 intruiging !

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    My bath stands next to the window and overlooks some allotments…

    I have a plan.

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