I was thinking the same thing Horatio. At what point do you decide that this is the best way to have breakfast?
If you’re really that pushed for time wouldn’t a sane person grab a roll, muffin, croissant, sandwich, slice of toast or some other breakfast option which you could conceivably eat with one hand in a relatively safe manner.
How do you get to the point where you are backing the car out the drive while precariously balancing a full bowl of cereal on your knees without thinking “Hang on… this is a ******** stupid idea”??