Have you ever heard such nonsense? Aw well who am I to complain, 4 new battlefield maps downloaded last night, so nice timing!

Whoever started the going home patter defo needs a pat on the back, well done that guy!

it is very antisocial, have you tried these:

Dave

Sod that! Go for these:

1KG of beans in 5 days 😯 I’m not surprised you have bad wind.

Sadly a different kinda wind, i’d have ran with that joke for a good few weeks if true! 😀

Half the folk in the Dunfermline office can’t get home even if they wanted to.

Police are advising no travel between 2pm and 9pm. Forth Road Bridge is closed. Trains & buses cancelled. Queue for the Kincardine Bridge starts at Rosyth!

Great Fart App

Parp.

I sent 4 of my guys home at 1pm – just the ones that live the other side of the bridge from our Dalgety Bay office – just to try to get them home at a decent time with the bridge shut – one guy had a 5 hour trip home last time it shut.

I figured they would do bugger all this afternoon anyway, worrying about the journey home, and they’ll owe me next time I need them to work late/Saturday/away from home!

Just went outside and the winds are eye-wateringly strong – couldn’t breathe facing the wind!

Didn’t have the balls to unzip coat and try bat-suit style gliding!