Hellohohoho,

So got roped into a secret santa at work….. £5 the limit!

Its for a bloke.

Suggestions please

Liam

5 things from Poundland

Nerf gun

Nerf Gun

amazing!

Stick the fiver in an envelope. Write his name on the front.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/311545159745?lpid=122&chn=ps&adgroupid=36084540643&rlsatarget=pla-272157479215&adtype=pla&poi=&googleloc=9046118&device=c&campaignid=698615505&crdt=0

Try in the other thread

Rip a ten pound note in half, put it in an envelope….

A coffee mug with an offensive slogan on it.

Thinking of buying one for myself, but I’m torn, its either

Do I look like a F*****g people person? **** off.

and

And despite the look on my face, you are still talking to me

£5 voucher.

mattyfez – I placed an order for a job lot of those mugs for various peoples Christmas presents. The one I got myself says ‘Behold the field in which I grow my ****s! Lay thine eyes upon it and thou will see that it is a barren!” 🙂

Google “UNT mug”

A massive £4 PickNmix pot of sweets from Tesco.

4 stella and a scratch card.

Working in an office, I’d planned to buy this for whoever I got in the secret santa, read most of it in Waterstone’s and it was pretty funny, and accurate.

Turns out I got the one person who probably wouldn’t appreciate it very much though.

He’s a big Rangers (or Celtic, one of them anyway) fan, so I could get him that compliation CD I saw advertised: ‘Now that’s what I call Sectarian!’. Just hope it wasn’t a spoof advert…

Monk

You are a genius…. Just ordered that from Amazon. Great heads up there fella.

Some unfortunate at work will be the proud recipient of this tomorrow.

Just £4.99 for a kite. They’ll be ungrateful, though.

I’ve got to get one for a director who just announced he’s leaving/retiring.

Was hoping to get some inspiration from this thread but not seen anything better than my original thought….

Pickled walnuts

I filled an old whiskey bottle with jelly beans and wrapped it up 🙂

get an old laptop and smash the keyboard in and stick a cheap plant in a pot in it

4 twin packs of Jaffa cakes in Dealz/Poundland (actually £1.20 land on the Isle of Man…) and 20p in a charity jar???