I got roped into secret santa at work. The person I have to buy from is in my department, which makes life easy as I know her.

Is this inappropriate to buy as a secret santa gift for a female member of the science team with a good sense of humour, but possibly not so well received by others if left lying under the christmas tree in the staff room.

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=15095

It’s a case for protecting a banana. How could that possibly go wrong?

Glow-in-the-dark FTW

wrap it in a dildo shaped box?

It’s a case for protecting a banana. How could that possibly go wrong?

I was thinking of getting two of the apple protectors as well……..and well you can imagine what that might look like wrapped up.

Plums

I reckon plums are easily bashed.

I have been conned the last two years but said no this year as couldn’t be arsed. Last year purchased one of the boss types £10 of sprouts, a confused look if ever I saw one when the box was open. Previous year purchased a fist shaped dildo for a male member of the team who was up his own arse, this gift was not warmly received. But everyone else found it highly amusing