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  • Scuba diver scooped up in water for forest fire
  • natrix
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    Now I had always thought that the scuba diver scooped up in water for forest fire was an urban legend but cycling through the woods this morning I saw a scuba diving fin by the side of the track. Now this is probably a mile from the nearest road so not fly tipped or thrown out of a car window, nowhere near the sea and a fair way from the nearest lake (not that you’d want to dive in it anyway) so what on earth was it doing there?? ❓ I might go back and see if there is any more scuba kit there…..

    Any feasible ideas as to how it got there??? Anybody lost a fin??

    For the full legend, see the darwin awards http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-03.html

    nealglover
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    Your post has meant that the goal of whoever put it there has been achieved.

    whitestone
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    When biking through the Highlands this summer I came across a boat near the top of a mountain and at least 100 metres higher than the nearest body of water. I couldn’t see any means by which it could have been sailed there. Do you think I’ve found Noah’s Ark?

    4130s0ul
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    Natrix, that was mine. i lost it while out walking the dog (backwards) this morning

    natrix
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    i lost it while out walking the dog (backwards) this morning

    Is that a thing now?? Finned up dog walking??

    What colour was your fin??

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    there’s parts of the new forest where those are absolutely required, even in summer

    … or it was a prop from some sort of alien/mermaid deathpron photoshoot

    4130s0ul
    Free Member

    What colour was your fin??

    it’s the same colour as the other one 😆

    perchypanther
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    By removing it, you’ve inadvertently ruined the final shot in a French surreallist nature documentary.

    4130s0ul
    Free Member

    D*mn you’re good

    natrix
    Free Member

    By removing it, you’ve inadvertently ruined the final shot in a French surreallist nature documentary.

    Funnily enough Mrs Natrix is French so I am well aware of French surreallist nature documentaries and so I left it there (it was too big to fit in my work bag and I have no need for a single large scuba fin)

    codybrennan
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    4130s0ul – Member

    D*mn you’re good

    Isn’t he just?

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    bah – that’s the joke 🙄

    milky1980
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    Could be there for any reason. Fancy dress ride/walk springs to mind.

    Once went up Pen Y Fan with a group of friends and found a proper pub pool table near the top, complete with balls, cues and triangle! We did try having a game but it was on the slant so no good. Local paper reported the next week it had been carried up there by the local rugby team as a charity exercise.

    Oh and Mythbusters say no.

    slimjim78
    Free Member

    feeling mislead

    natrix
    Free Member

    alien/mermaid deathpron photoshoot

    I’m still recovering from the last pron shoot I stumbled across, in an out of the way chancel (like a little church) some people have no shame 😯

    stuartchilcott1
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    whitestone – Member

    When biking through the Highlands this summer I came across a boat near the top of a mountain and at least 100 metres higher than the nearest body of water. I couldn’t see any means by which it could have been sailed there. Do you think I’ve found Noah’s Ark?

    Is this it..

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