No, it’s important to some people to dress in order to look like dicks

Guess what they think you look like in your tight lycra and little beer belly on a bike! 😉

I like a nice scarf. However if you wear a scarf with just a t-shirt you should be culled

My wife has lots of scarves – I don’t.

For metrosexuals only

what other discomforts should i endure so as to be easily identified as heterosexual? can i wear thick socks in winter?

A hair shirt.

Guess what they think you look like in your tight lycra and little beer belly on a bike!

Completely inaccurate. I don’t wear lycra and I have a massive beer belly.

lol

How does one wear a scarf pretentiously?

I may start, just for fun…

<Quickly takes off shimano XTR beanie I got free in MBUK>

Phew, that was close.

I went for a walk wearing a jumper and a scarf today. I looked funking good an’ all.

wearing a jumper and a scarf

Anything else?

😆 yeahp, flip flops 8)

scarves don’t really keep you warm, they’re more of an accessory, not that that’s a bad thing

They stop drafts around your neck, which makes you feel cold. I don’t always like a coat or jacket done right up to the neck, it feels constricting, but a scarf of some sort helps keep the warmth in, like wearing a hat keeps warmth in and helps me feel cosy. Anyone who thinks it’s in any way not manly to wear one is a muppet.

there were some bombaclaat kids talking about Keffiyeh/Shemagh scarves on the bus the other day – they were referring to them as Talibans

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scarves don’t really keep you warm, they’re more of an accessory, not that that’s a bad thing

Then you’re wearing them all wrong!

I have loads of scarves, in all sorts of colours and multi-coloured permutations. Some with sequins/tassles on, I look dead cool. 🙄

I wear a buff too.

Do I need therapy?

No love; you need some nice shoes to go with that scarf.

I have ONE scarf.

it’s white, with thin blue & yellow stripes across it at 6in intervals.

I wear it when I wear my other tribal regalia to go to football matches AND AT NO OTHER TIME – it’s never that cold in God’s own country that I need it for actually keeping warm 😉

I have a plain grey fleece one, it looks cool with a plain black coat

it has to be really cold otherwise
a) you look a tool
b) you overheat and end up trying to stow it, which makes it therefore not cool

Around your neck or wrist at a football match, but not anywhere else. It never gets that cold down here anyway :P.

It doesn’t have to be cold, to look cool! Look at the face > 8)

yeah but face it, you can never look cool wearing a football scarf 😉

surely the words scarfe and cool shouldn’t be in the same sentence (unless it’s “it’s a little cool so i’m going to put a scarfe on”).

you can never look cool wearing a football scarf

Oh yeah, my personal fav’ is a Paul Smith one, it looks cool even when it’s not being worn.

I’m not familiar with Paul Smith Football Club – what league do they play in? 😉

Once the temperature drops below 5C and the wind picks up then I will wear one as I hate getting a cold neck!

what league do they play in?

It’s a Forest one signed by their old keeper.

Fashions take a while to catch on in deepest darkest Lancashire.

Grum, apparently those tea-towel thingies (oops, that’s a bit non-PC) are actually made in your neck of the woods, at Lappet Mill

Its just like Wikipedia this.

surely the words scarfe and cool shouldn’t be in the same sentence

I disagree….

went off them when some kids book insisted rhymed with giraffe before that i’d sew one at the start of winter

Men wearing scarves is acceptable but NOT, I repeat NOT, Uni ones/footie ones/dog hair covered ones/unwashed/snotty/smelly etc etc.

dog hair covered ones

Actually, if said man had a gorgeous gundog then I could overlook this. 😉

To the op whichever is comfortable. I don’t use them because I keep dropping them …

Do people really have problems with their necks getting cold? 😕

I do. It gives me sore throat.

I have a scarf worth one thousand dollars. This is actually true.

Define ‘worth’. 😛

how many guys on here think wearing a scarf is gay but wear buffs??

I wear a scarf, (black m&s one) when its freezin and with a coat NOT just a tshirt.

I have no problem with wearing scarves as a general concept – it’s just often the execution….