Had this a while back…but was chatting with prospective clients about putting a timber floor in their bathroom – a job I was not massively enthusiastic about to be honest. But they were nice people – seemed pretty cool and relaxed and because they seemed that way, I’d have happily gone through the pain of arranging what they’d wanted done. The lady of the house was rather cute too. 😀
After I’d been there for a while, they asked me to just go back over the sequence of what would need to be done so I started saying “Well, we’d take the bathroom out on Monday, put the floor down on Tuesday…” At this point that bloody Craig David song “Seven Days” (I think that was the name of it anyway.) came into my head as what I’d been saying kinda went with the rhythm of the song. So my conversation went “We’ll take the bathroom out on Monday, put the floor down on Tuesday, WE’LL BE MAKING LOVE BY WEDNESDAY…” For ****’s sake!! What was I **** thinking?? 😆 😡 😮 😳 😐
I looked up expecting them to be at least giggling. They JUST DIDN”T GET IT!!! Just looking at me with “What the **** did he just say?” written all over their faces. I could feel the blood rising in my neck, as my face obviously got redder and redder and I’m wondering “How do I possibly rescue this? Do I mention the song?” So I just blundered on and got the hell out of Dodge as quickly as I could.
I didn’t get that job funnily enough. 😀