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  • Sat next to – Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall on train NOW!
  • takisawa2
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    This should get his attention…..

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Taking pictures of him whilst he sleeps is weird. Photoshopping a cock or something similar on to it, then waking him up and showing him is weirder.

    You have 4 hours. Get to it.

    scaredypants
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    ah, I see he’s had a go at reading the IWH thread – made me nod off too

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    Harry_the_Spider
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    takisawa2 doing that as I typed it is weirder still!

    snowslave
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    kill him

    takisawa2
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    Harry_the_Spider…

    Oh, that kind of cock…

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Either sort will do. One of each perhaps.

    Bunnyhop
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    This is one of the funnyist threads for ages.
    I’m soo jealous.
    Ask him does he ride bikes? Also I’m cooking Coq au vin tonight, can I have any tips please?

    MrAgreeable
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    This thread is bringing out the best in everyone. Even Hora made a funny. 🙂

    Tell him you’re his biggest fan, and that you really liked it when he made that foetus into pate and ate it.

    oldgit
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    Ask him to do the gay test.

    donald
    Free Member

    I’ve got a knob of butter.
    What should I do with it?

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Scream when the train goes through a tunnel or see how loud you can say “blow job” before attracting his attention.

    Right. Off home now. I want to here tales of your arrest by the time I get to the other side of Manchester.

    snowslave
    Full Member

    KILL HIM

    billybob
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    ask him the best way to cook human flesh if you were deep in the jungle & you were a bit peckish.

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    weird. I’ve just been a train with some nutter who kept staring and thought I was Hugh Fearnley-Whitinstall.

    Harris
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    Ask him why he wears his watch strap so slack.

    Trimix
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    Ask him if he wants your autograph.

    AdamW
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    Ask him if he’s really called Hugh Wemmbley-Hogg.

    druidh
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    Ask to have a look at his credit card. I want to know if he can fit his whole name into that damned small paper signature strip.

    snowslave
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    kill him

    aphex_2k
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    Ask if he wants a burger from the buffet car.

    joe1983
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    Ask him what I should have for tea tonight

    izakimak
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    ask him if you can sit on his knee.

    WTF
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    Apparently Harry Enfield based this character on him ?

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Home now. All quiet from Geoff. Is he hog tied in the guards van with a clump of HFW’s chest hair in his teeth?

    Houns
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    Finger bang him

    druidh
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    Talking about finger banging… has anyone seen the new gloves from POW?

    The Shocker…

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Glove genius!

    Two and two might have been better. They could have called it “The Spocker”

    druidh
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    Hmm – does this deserve a thread of its own, or would that threaten to offend someone?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    I think it is most deserving of a new thread!

    druidh
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    Your wish is my command…

    cuspidor
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    Ask why he was called ‘Stinky ‘ whilst at Eton ?

    geoffj
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    Well, I followed Flash’s advice, and ended up chatting to him for the last hour or so. Seems like a decent chap and appeared genuinely interested in some of the ‘maybe vaguely related to what he does‘ things that I’m working on – especially the idea of doing a programme on cooking mitten crabs out of the Thames 🙂

    I didn’t tell him about you lot or ask him how to cook a hedgehog. Sorry!

    markd
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    Oi druidh – you will be listing those bad boys next week on the site so get comfy with them!

    they is sweet. £30 retail

    markd
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    Oi druidh – you will be listing those bad boys next week on the site so get comfy with them!

    they is sweet. £30 retail

    mrsflash
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    I am very disappointed in you Geoff.

    Pook
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    Can we ban Geoff from the forum please?

    willard
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    He… Spoke… To… Hugh….

    OH MY GOD!!!

    I have all his books and DVDs and they are all signed!!

    Actually, only one set is signed and I am still missing a couple of books, but only because I don’t get out to the bookshop much these days.

    Not a stalker. No.

    Honest.

    hora
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    I remember the first series of River Cottage. I used to run home excitedly and clock-watch….then get slowly rat-arsed with a bottle of red watch it 😀

    snowslave
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    you should have killed him

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