Bank customers are being urged to avoid Santander cash machines across Lancashire after a series of incidents which threatened security, police said.

BBC

Santander Group is unable to deactivate the machines

Have they become self aware?

Do people in the North actually have money? I thought they used a barter system. Two pies for one flat cap, that sort of thing.

AVOID Santander cash machines Lancashire

No problem 🙂

CFH, it’s 2 pigeons for a quids worth of electricity actually 😀

If you ever come to the north, be careful because the M6 is still cobbled at Wigan 😉

Simmy, I’d need to get my vaccinations up to date first.

Nothing will stop these criminal masterminds

Santander Group is unable to deactivate the machines

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARJ8cAGm6JE[/video]

Simmy, I’d need to get my vaccinations up to date first.

😀

This is how Skynet started…

This is how Skynet started…

In Lancashire?

Edit: Holy shit….I think Lancashire has a bigger problem than Skynet…..my poor ears 🙁

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35936315

Hello Daaave

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7vbXvFdNBk[/video]

thankfully we redistribute wealth from the rich southerners or else we would be all out of lager, SKy tv , pastry based treats and, heaven forbid, have to work for a living.

Thank you for your tax effort and the free wi fi in withersppons

Got to go some **** just spilled my pint

Hitler went to Lancashire. He wasn’t happy….

This is how Skynet started…
In Lancashire?

In Wiltshire, actually in Corsham. In 1982. 😀

Spanish ATMs in Lancashire compromised by Chinese hackers using Russian software, binners to blame London-centric Islington liberals.