Just doing my online food shop, and see these are on offer at half price. I’ve never had one, so worth trying?

Not bad, but chuck the “meat” in the microwave and toast the bun.

you need to ask?

when Ive often walked by them in the petrol station Ive always thought to myself that I’ll probably never be that hungry.

as a well know greedy big fat pig……I would rather eat the wrapper.

In an act of post night ride desperation (the kebab houses were all shut), I once had one. Not as bad as you’d expect. And you’ll feel dirty. And thats always a good thing, right?

Take a pic when it comes out of the microwave and see how it compares. Or just order some burgers some cheese and some rolls.

when Ive often walked by them in the petrol station Ive always thought to myself that I’ll probably never be that hungry.

Well that is good as they are far more appealing after 6 pints.

I used to love the quick snack burgers that you use to get on trains, can’t bring myself to buy one of those nowadays though. Online would be ok though, as nobody can judge you!!

as nobody can judge you!!

Oh, he’s being judged. And he loves it.

Oh, he’s being judged. And he loves it.

Currently touching myself in my Darcy place.

This is how a rustler burger should be eaten

even at half price they cant compete with this:

http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/iceland-ultimate-snacks-doner-kebab-179g/p/54698

When I was a kid, I used to love those microwaveable doners. Used to get a little sachet of chilli sauce with it.

Hmmm.

Think I might get one of those instead.