Team Christmas party is coming up and we’re trying to think up ridiculous games. 16 of us on the team and the favourite just now is a bag full of eggs, 15 boiled, 1 raw. Each person has to smash an egg on their head.

Two of our bosses are leaving so this is likely to be a bit of a stitch up.

Anything else?

Revels challenge. With a nut-allergist in the mix.

Sinking the Belgrano (drinking game a bit like a cross between Operation and Bucking Bronco)

(sherry schooner, floating in a pint of guiness, with some spirit in it for ballast. Go round the group dropping no less than one drop of drink from their own glass in to the schooner. He or she who sinks the ship, downs the dirty pint)

Cinzano fight club?

Beerhunter. Six identical cans of beer. One of them has been shaken, a lot. Participants take a random can and hold it to their temple, in a Russian roulette style. On the count of three,pull the tab.

From Debenhams!