It’s the Bake Off finals…!

I just finished cleaning it from the last ride.

Broken little toe 🙁

I’m not sure I understand, why would I not want to go out on my bike?

Dunna wanna.

I promised your wife I’d look after her while you were out.

I am playing golf today instead.

CBA

It’s the Bake Off finals…!

Is that getting the excuses in early, I’m reliably informed there are 4 left…

I don’t have a bike.

I put the bike in the boot this morning. Filled the water bladder. Put my cycle clothes on. Drove down the A5. Turned back because I needed to do some housework.

Shirley the stock STW response should be ‘can’t decide which of the 17 bikes I would rather pop on the roof of the Audi?’ 😉

I don’t get my lack of riding motivation at the moment, i’m happy to ride at 6am before work in the summer, and I love night riding. I’ve set my alarm for 5.45 every day this week and as soon as I wake up and see it’s still dark outside I turn over and back to sleep. 😕

Erm…it’s the Bake Off quarter finals…!

FFS tell me this is not true even my kids ahve a choice of bikes…oh the inhumanity

Shirley the stock STW response should be ‘can’t decide which of the 17 bikes I would rather pop on the roof of the Audi?’

I can’t fit a roof rack to my audi 😡

Plus I still haven’t had time to mend the bike after my last outings face plant!

FFS tell me this is not true even my kids ahve a choice of bikes…oh the inhumanity

#Pray4Jamie

The neighbours borrowed the cat .

i have a broken hand!

I thought you had about a dozen cross bikes Jamie

Cross! Their bloody furious scardypants the freeloading bastard never rides them.

I need to correct someone on the internet.

The pubs open

I thought you had about a dozen cross bikes Jamie

I don’t ride them. I snuggle with them in me kingsize.

Sorry I’ve got loads of work too do (it would be funny if this wasn’t true) self employed with own bike repair buisness who would of thought I’d never get enough time to ride properly myself

Riding to London on Friday so saving legs!!

Shaving my legs. 😀

Its dark

I’ve got course work to do. It’s Rubbish because it’s true.

Hello spare tyre.

Who’d have thought I’d get chubbier from not cycling with the Peak on my doorstep?!

snapped the frame in half last time I rode it…

That goes too well with my post oliver.

Dont want to wear my chain out

My bike will get dirty.

Wrong wheel size.

I am not allowed.

piles

my underpants are full of zebras

Had surgery on my face last week and don’t want to rip the wound open.

That’s a lie, I’m still going riding.

All my bras are in the wash

Riding is crap around Kandahar so thought I would give it a miss

Galloping “trots” daily for 5 months

Caz xxx