I’m getting to the age when I can grow more hair up my nose than on the top of my head and I’ve got a couple of mad strands growing in the eyebrows that need to be kept in check. However, this morning I noticed a new phenomenon, a single thick black hair about 6mm long in the middle of my cheek (face, not arse). It wasn’t there on Friday when I last shaved, but there it was today like some sort of aerial sticking out of my face.
WTaF is that all about?
Will I die?