Absolutely any BMW = vulgar,oikish and arriviste, regardless of model or tat hanging off it.
Unlike a "classy" X19 or "pretend" Porsche that is the 944 (turbo excepted)? Sorry, try again. Or of course a vulgar oversized 4×4 that you like to witter on about?
Another Casio Protrek. Had it for 8 years or so, seen off two batteries (use the stopwatch almost daily), and just come back from the menders with new glass and cover, good as new for £50, with another 12 months warranty thrown in.
habitual destroyer of watches;
Protreks are crap-broke the left hand side 'screwed' on section twice and the sensor cover once.
Swatch last a few months, cheap Casio's are ok but fail on the straps.
Longest lasting watch I've ever had (and still have) is an MWC G10 infantry military watch. Can be had from £50 ish, sapphire glass, battery hatch, expandable nylon webbing strap that can be worn on the outside of winter riding jackets. http://www.mwcwatches.com/shop/
Stalk you in what way? , that's really funny, I know or care nothing about you apart from the fact that you seem defensive about owning beemers, other than that one thing, I have no interest in you whatsoever.
I'd love a history of when "I've tried to put you down" as I really don't have any recollection of that at all:)
I don't like wearing a watch but when I sometimes use my polar heart rate monitor I fasten the watch to the bars. Use a bit of foam pipe lagging and it bulks up to the size of your wrist so the watch will tighten up. Its doesn't move and you can see it easier.