Worked with a brickie called Porteous Cuthill

Apologies for double-entendre-free zone; his brother was Biggus Dickus 😛

or the guy works down the chip shop, Hugh Jarsal

(not really)

I knew a gynecologist called Dr Joy.

an interior designer called Wanda Circuler

and I am:

A Nutt

not to so near as the ones above, but went to school with a something Bates… which to under 16(?) year old boys was rather funny, when the teacher would call Master Bates, what are you doing?

When I worked at a life assurance firm I once saw a payout certificate for a Mr Richard Wiper. Cracked me up, anyway

A former lecturer of mine at Edinburgh University is a Prof. Underhill (but he's not short and hairy).

My parents once met an Australian couple called Bruce and Sheila 😀

Kit – you are a geologist and I claim my five pounds. (He IS short – Undertall we called him. Oh, the humour!!)

My sister's dentist is called Mr Dentith.

Working as a call centre drone in the early 90's, I took a curt lady's customer number to reveal on screen what was most probably the reason for her character. Her name? Ms Fanny Misfelt.

I've worked with Fanny Chew

Mrs Llama once knew an Ima Stone

My GCSE Maths teacher was called Mr Burney-Cumming. Needless to say I didn't do too well at GCSE Maths.

I never could comprehend what possessed him to teach secondary school students witha name like that either..

one from the wifes work Lol as in short for lawrence a long time ago but now given to a girl and from the text, laugh out loud.

one from a place i used to work a girl called Ndel. when asked it turned out that her mum wanted to call her after the midwife that delivered her. looking at the charts on the end of her bed she saw Ndel. thought it different and chose it. Ndel stands for normal delivery…….!

I am Dick Staines or R.Staines if you prefer….

beverly mycock
shame about her first name

Rumour has it that there's a bloke from Slaithwaite called Tripton Fell.

we have customers called:

**** Yoo

Raging Bull

and my personal favourite

Nasty B'stard

Randy Bumgardner

I sh*t you not.