I know we did this a few weeks ago but have just been in a meeting with....... Mr Brownsword my idiot collegue just lost it and couldnt speak for the whole sorry affair.
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Ridiculous names
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LOL.
We named a (rowing) boat "Brownsword" at uni which always raised a smile.
As did "F.Kinell", particularly when we convinced the gullible freshers that Frederick Kinell was a well known benefactor of the uni.
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I went to college with a Mr (first name deleted for legal reasons) Brownsword.
He didn't find it funny, but that was his loss.Once had (no, not like that) a supply teacher called Miss Sex. Really.
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i had a abrasive wheels lesson with mr. cockburn - pronouced mr coburn
i used to go to school with a girl called anita chagger!! im not lying she is even my friend on Facebook!
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When I was 14 the doctor who sorted out my broken leg was called Dr Love. I chuckled (OK sniggered) and said "Hi Dr Luurve" which went down like a tonne of the proverbial.
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Got an engineering consultant we use at work called Dick Feast, always makes me snigger like a school boy when I hear his name.
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When mrs carlos was young her dad did some work with the local scouts the leader was a mr christmas nothing unusual there but he married a lady called mary
, if I were her i'd have changed my first name.
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At school there was a girl a couple of years above me, called Anna Lingus, which was unfortunate, pre internet though, so I guess the parents hadn't been thinking when they christened her.
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I work were there is a Sowerbutts (and they make a habit it's pronounced sourbutts). Unfortunate.
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Went to school with an "Aeneas Swords", I kid you not!
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I know an Ian Littler
It was quite funny at school [& similar] when his initial & surname were called out
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I know a Mr Cheesemore
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I used to work with Dan Dare! Really.
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I met a teacher called Guy Fawkes last week. Nice guy, but he thinks that home fireworks should be banned on eco grounds.
And I've recently come across some top first names including: Precious, Dimple, Gifty, and Cosmic.
Oh, dear.
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There;s a doctor at St James, Leeds called doctor toogood. I think he's a surgeon, if anyone is cutting me open i want it to be him!
I also went to school with a girl who's first name was lesley and second name anne. To make things worse, her surname was an abbreviated term for a prostitute.
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I worked in the same company as a Richard Sizer, and yes he did call himself Dick.
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meehaja, there is indeed I was at university with him and he was a very good cricketer.
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I knew a guy from Barclays who used to sort out deceased folks estates called David Angel.
I was looking through the phonebook once looking for a mate's number & came across someone called Mr Wardrobe.Posted 2 years ago # -
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Uplink, thanks for that, I have just got some odd looks from others in the office as I almost p1ssed myself reading that, class
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We've got an A. Dikshit in India.
k'snurkk
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Used to work with a Belgium called Bert Sars (and his wife's name...Gloria!!)
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My sister used to work in a school and one family had some unusual names for their kids. One was called Widget Sinnfein!
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I marked exam papers for a 'Manmeet' and a 'Dipa Mistry'and I taught a very nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. There was a girl on my PGCE course whose name was 'Shirley Kitcat' but she changed it by deed poll after her first TP.
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I marked exam papers for a 'Manmeet' and a 'Dipa Mistry'and I taught a very nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. There was a girl on my PGCE course whose name was 'Shirley Kitcat' but she changed it by deed poll after her first TP.
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When I was working in Jersey we repaired a bike for a Mr Wankling. How we chuckled when he came to collect it and we made the sales girl repeat it several times, pretending we couldnt hear her!!!
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Poor Skye
Not just having a chavtastic name... but smells like a bin [allegedly]
"LOL >"
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I knew a Lawrence Tipping
Lorry Tipping
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got a customer at work called David David.
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Went to school with Imogen Bottom.
Never did find out what the picture was of tho...
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Told my SO about this thread & apparently there's an orthopaedic consultant at Leeds GI called Mr Limb.
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My Brother in laws' new Wife is called Dr Scull..
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I once had it away with a Victoria Plumb (and yes she was fruity)
**** just thought that was 45 bloody years ago!!!
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We've a client called Fanny Gobler.
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I once met a Theresa Green, and an Olive Branch. Sadly not at the same time!
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There used to be brothers in Norwich called Joe, Lee and Wayne King. Honest.
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Poor Skye Not just having a chavtastic name...Oi! The wife's name is Skye!!!! Although, I might show her the link and she loves taking the piss out of chavs, so should get a reaction!
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I had an English teacher at school called Mrs Whore she was also a Priest.
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Helmut Pink - one of our German colleagues
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but smells like a bin
On a remote beach out on the island of North Uist, a massive stainless steel beer container (that looks like a stage of an Apollo moon rocket) was swept off a ship and has been washed ashore. - Its empty, I checked.
On it, in absolutely massive letters someone has declared proudly "Kat Smells Nice"
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