I know we did this a few weeks ago but have just been in a meeting with……. Mr Brownsword my idiot collegue just lost it and couldnt speak for the whole sorry affair.
When I was 14 the doctor who sorted out my broken leg was called Dr Love. I chuckled (OK sniggered) and said "Hi Dr Luurve" which went down like a tonne of the proverbial.
When mrs carlos was young her dad did some work with the local scouts the leader was a mr christmas nothing unusual there but he married a lady called mary 😆 , if I were her i'd have changed my first name.
At school there was a girl a couple of years above me, called Anna Lingus, which was unfortunate, pre internet though, so I guess the parents hadn't been thinking when they christened her.
There;s a doctor at St James, Leeds called doctor toogood. I think he's a surgeon, if anyone is cutting me open i want it to be him!
I also went to school with a girl who's first name was lesley and second name anne. To make things worse, her surname was an abbreviated term for a prostitute.
I knew a guy from Barclays who used to sort out deceased folks estates called David Angel.
I was looking through the phonebook once looking for a mate's number & came across someone called Mr Wardrobe.
I marked exam papers for a 'Manmeet' and a 'Dipa Mistry'and I taught a very nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. There was a girl on my PGCE course whose name was 'Shirley Kitcat' but she changed it by deed poll after her first TP.
I marked exam papers for a 'Manmeet' and a 'Dipa Mistry'and I taught a very nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. There was a girl on my PGCE course whose name was 'Shirley Kitcat' but she changed it by deed poll after her first TP.
When I was working in Jersey we repaired a bike for a Mr Wankling. How we chuckled when he came to collect it and we made the sales girl repeat it several times, pretending we couldnt hear her!!!
On a remote beach out on the island of North Uist, a massive stainless steel beer container (that looks like a stage of an Apollo moon rocket) was swept off a ship and has been washed ashore. – Its empty, I checked.
On it, in absolutely massive letters someone has declared proudly "Kat Smells Nice"