send it back without printing off the return label through the collect system. Have no way of printing out a return label will the shop do one for me?

Print it off at work 😉

Library? Ryman’s? Copy Service? Google “printing and photocopying services” for your local area?

Tracing paper

Tape a cheap tablet device to the package .

Email/call/write to them and ask them to send one to you through the Royal Mail.

Get a friend to print one off for you.

Wasn’t there one in the package when they were delivered?

Get a friend to print one off for you.

Buy a mate a beer.

There hasn’t been a returns slip in my last few orders.
Have they done away with it and make you get one online?

I get returns slips in some, not in others. Seems luck of the draw tbh. I just keep a few lying a round and just grab one when needed.

I noticed that they had done away with the return labels, recently.

My last order didn’t even have an invoice in it either, so really must be some belt tightening going on.

…and no sweets, or indeed replies to emails.

Sorry, I digress. Anyway, if you really struggle, Rich, I’ll print one off and post it to you.