I would second the Ron De Jeremy
Met a cardboard cutout of him at Rumfest once. He was there on the other day…
Out of all the rums on offer we decided it was up there with the nicest, and we did our level best to sample all of them, as many times as we could.
My mate bought a bottle there and then, and promptly left it on the stall as we staggered off. Realised later on the bus/tube/train* somewhere. “did I actually buy a bottle of that rum?” “I’m not sure…” says we
Reciept in his pocket would indicate he had… 🙁
*unsure of exact method of arriving home
GF bought me a bottle for my birthday, and a sober tasting would indicate we were right.