Out for lunch with a few colleagues (two blokes, me and a laydee) a few years ago in central Manchester. As we get up to leave, one of the chaps says "I'm going to Mulberry to look at manbags, do you want to come?"
Well, we could hardly resist, so off we trotted. Into the store we go, and upstairs to the men's section.
Very camp shop assistant attends and tries to guide my colleague. He offers helpful advice (we're all p---ing ourselves), until colleague is convinced one of the bags is for him. Turning to the assistant for an approving look, he is met with the response:
"Sir, we do tend to find that many of our customers find that style rather, er... European."
Laugh? We nearly sh-t ourselves....