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  • Recommend an animal experience in/near London?
  • ben
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    I was planning on getting my friend a “zookeeper for a day” experience at London Zoo when I’m back next month for her birthday. Unfortunately they’re fully booked, which is a shame as she would have loved it.

    Hoping the STW hive can suggest a similliar alternate animal related experience in/around London?

    I await the comedy offers of “animal experiences” from forum members, but hope there might be a a serious suggestion or two?

    Thanks
    Ben

    Stoner
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    suggest a similliar alternate animal related experience in/around London?

    Millwall @ home?

    binners
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    crikey
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    To the tune of Billy Bragg’s “Sexuality”:

    From the pen of Phil Jupitus apparently:

    I’ve had relations
    With hamsters and dalmatians
    I’ve made passes
    At donkeys of all classes
    And if your squirrel is grey
    I won’t turn it away
    And if your goat is brown
    It and I can find some common ground

    Bestiality, young and warm and wild and porky
    Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

    A specialist magazine comes in the post from Sweden
    I always get a wrist ache when I read them
    I knew a farmer once who played
    With his piggies in the glade
    I said “But some things are really best left unspoken”
    But he preferred his livestock out in the open

    Bestiality, plump and pink and wild and furry
    Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

    I’m sure that everybody knows how much my doggy hates me
    I take him out most every night because he looks incredibly tasty
    I feel a total jerk
    Taking my badger into work

    I’m getting weighed down
    With all this information
    Safe sex doesn’t mean no sex
    It just means buy yourself a big alsatian
    Stop playing with your pets
    Or you’ll end up down the vets
    I look like Johnny Morris
    I love a penguin and her name is Doris

    Bestiality, cold and damp and wild and scaly
    Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me
    Bestiality, come shear and snog some sheep with me
    Bestiality, we can be what we want to be

    akira
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    Chessington world of adventures does something similar.

    geoffj
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    Lol@ crikey

    maccruiskeen
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    Recommend an animal experience in/near London?

    doesn’t this belong in the “things you shouldn’t google” thread?

    qwerty
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    Going north is Paradise Park in Broxbourne Herts.

    CountZero
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    How about a falconry experience day? There’s a whole list here: http://www.intotheblue.co.uk/adventure-gifts/birds-of-prey/falconry/?gclid=CJbEwJ-8pLwCFeXLtAodlnQAXQ
    giving various locations all over the country, including around London. Working with a hawk or falcon outdoors is a fabulous experience.

    ben
    Free Member

    Thanks all. Both for the genuine suggestions and the amusing ones.

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