1 - The access restrictions are ridiculous.
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Reasons not to live in England or Wales...
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2 - you're quite close to the Scotch moaners
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I've moved up to scotland, and while access laws are excellent, I'll probably end up moving back to Yorkshire when I'm done. Nowhere else mind, Yorkshire and Scotcheggland are best.
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I thought scotland was in England?
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3 There simply aren't enough midges in England or Wales
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4 - No stalking season.
I'd hate not being kept off some of my favourite bridleways and byways by the local laird...
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Ooops - I misread the thread title. You want reasons not to live in England or Wales?
If you're scottish you shouldn't live in England or Wales - else you'd have nothing to moan on about incessently trying to 'up' the place, because it needs it.
runs away giggling......
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Too many mancunians and cockneys too.
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5- Because people will laugh at you if you are skirt wearing man
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Actually - despite being an Englishman through and through the problem with England that Scotland does not have, is national pride.
England has become a country of pc whingers and moaners. It's a great country with a great history but we've let it slip.
The scots on the other hand have taken a cold, wet miserable place to live, and been proud of it - and for that, my hat is off.
As for the Welsh - ****!
Runs away giggling again......
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5- Because people will laugh at you if you are skirt wearing man
And Highlander IS a homo-erotic film!
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I'm thinking of moving to the Scottish region as I'm 'kin sick of international football on the telly night after 'kin night
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6. You're not invited.
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uplink - Premier Member
I'm thinking of moving to the Scottish region as I'm 'kin sick of international football on the telly night after 'kin night
LOL - no chance of that for the scotch!
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oh dear, did you just call then scotch?
scottish girls are sexier than English though.FACT
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scottish girls are sexier than English though.FACT
Taking it up the tradesmans for a deep fried mars bar is NOT sexy......
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Taking it up the tradesmans for a deep fried mars bar is NOT sexy......
you meet the wrong type, or maybe that is your type?Posted 2 years ago # -
rOcKeTdOg'S biggest fan - Member
oh dear, did you just call then scotch?
I understand they don't like it up 'em...
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you meet the wrong type, or maybe that is your type?
Hmmm, I did once work with a girl whose party trick was a stick a mars bar where cadburys never intended and invite any one in the vinicity to, well, help themselves to work, rest and play. And she was English...... (and no, I don't like mars bars!).
But the mars bar wasn't deep fried, so I stick by my assertion.
Scottish men are gruff, arrogant, almost over-compensatingly masculine.
Scottish women know how to attract the above.
The place is gorgeous though.
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Look at the multitued of scum shit imigrants in and around London
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Look at the multitued of scum shit imigrants
go for it looks like you will benefit from the educational system and native tolerance
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grantway - Member
Look at the multitued of scum shit imigrants in and around London
So have been looking at this myself.So, because of the migrants in the part of the world you live in...you want to move to another country?
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In support of gRANTway I think he was referring to the scotch living in London?
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can you stop calling us Scotch.
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Look at the multitued of scum shit imigrants in and around London
So have been looking at this myself.Are you just learning to read and write in English?
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Look at the multitued of scum shit imigrants in and around London
so you're planning to be a scum shit immigrant in someone else's city?
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Overcrowding (in much of England)
Class division and lack of social mobility
XenophobiaPosted 2 years ago # -
Why do so many Scots leave Scotland?
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Overcrowding (in much of England)
Yeah, England is generally full of Scots and Irish complaining about how crap they think England is. Be a much nicer place if it wasn't full of people whinging about how useless they think the place is...
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8. cos people will not be intimidated by a 6ft streak o pish down here........
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9) The dust really kicks up, what with our dry weather and all
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10) You'll burn, see that thing in the sky, it's called the S U N. you'll need factor 500, being all pale blue and all...
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11) Because no matter who you vote for, you always end up with a Tory government
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Why do so many Scots leave Scotland?
cause they are open minded and love to travel spreading the good name and word of the Scots. It would be greedy and selfish if we kept all that love to our own wee land.
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Overcrowding (in much of England)
Class division and lack of social mobility
XenophobiaAdd to that a population that would sell their own mothers for a few bob, a nation of complete mercenaries.
Because no matter who you vote for, you always end up with a Tory government
Why do so many Scots leave Scotland?
What do the Scots and piles have in common? easy to come down, hard to go back up.
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