You see the bird outside? She's mine, you know. The thing is, when she, you know, gets down on me, like… you know, she's great but I can't see much. My ****' belly gets in the way. Need to loose it you know. You wouldn't have a bike for that, would you?
This bloke said earlier to me. I laughed for hours afterwards.
What's your best excuse behind the bike?

I just bought a folding bike because I want to take it on a plane so I can commute to work over there. But I suspect the baggage handlers will destroy it. Heck, I just wanted it!