Got a call from the Mrs saying don’t be angry at me etc…
Someone knocked on the door and asked if my campervan was for sale…wife says it maybe…man says oh I export them back to Nigeria to sell…my wife says oh let me take your number and btw way my name is e****. Said man then leaves…
Wife then calls me and says don’t be mad blah…I kin hit the roof…I asked didn’t alarm bells ring export back to Nigeria etc its a ingfku set up or something…
I then phoned him up and said van is not for sale and the guy was why not ? your wife E**** seems to think it was ! I politely said its not etc.
We live on a fairly busy street so we had an intercom fitted for this very reason…she never uses it ! (I do)
Have had a massive row over it which ended with me saying not everyone that knocks on your door is nice in this world and bad poo happens !
ps Did I mention he was green with pink spots ? Cos if I had said he was from Nigeria I may get slated….(he actually said he was from pink and green spots land..,.)
Argument city this eve…