We had a stand in Vicar who could have double as Ray Winstone at the service for the Chsritening of our daughter today. Over the course of the service he regularly stated:

[Ray Winstone voice]

“Oi, calm it, your in a church – have some respect”

then

“I’ll say it again, so you you call all respond in the manner I expect”

and

“Its Amen not Ah-men son, get it right.”

[/Ray Winstone voice]

It was odd, and slightly amusing.

Can anyone guarantee Ray wasn’t in Church someone in North London this morning? 😯

That’s bang out of order, talking to your daughter like that 🙂

Bonus points if he drove a black windowed Jag… 8)

where’s your crucifix ?
… etc

“OI! SHUT IT!!!”