On a scale of 1 to 10?

Zehn

Salmon

Lemmings

Nein

Perhaps you could supply some fixed points to aid the numerical conversion. I’m assuming 10 = Jacob Rees-Mogg? 1 = Donald Trump?

Do you waaaaaaaant…….do you waaaaaaaant…..to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy?

4

But I wouldn’t know a single word to say
If I flattened all the vowels
And threw the ‘are’ away

😛

Erm? Tricky one to quantify, but if we say Bernard Cribbins is a 10 and a Cheese Sandwich is a 1, I’d say 8.

But as we all know, if you can say “two beers please” which in English is “two beers please” you’re as fluent as you need to be.

Me and my mate are 10s

Eleventy teen.

Ate point free sicks fore

Bigly

Canny (Geordies will understand)

Wibble

Hellish – old mackems will understand

I is like the gangsta of proes and whoes, word up, blood, innit man!

am i speaking it , typing it, or copying and pasting it ?

Gooder than every other poster on hear

I’d give her one.

Ooo, matron! 😯 😆

iz niiiiiiiiice

Ate point free sicks fore

Suffolk ain’t it buh?

Yer maws goat baws and yer da loves it.

Mine goes to eleven!

Wood of sedate

I would say 10. Out of all my friends I’m the best. There not very good.

Suffolk ain’t it buh?

High six!

Twelvety.

5.74

Too.

Pourquois?

You trying to get into Canada or something?

Que?

CaptainFlashheart – Member
Do you waaaaaaaant…….do you waaaaaaaant…..to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy?

I have said ‘no’ every single time of the 107 you have asked. Don’t let that put you off though…

😉

locally a 10, nationally about 5, worldwide 1 .

You great poof.

Leeds comp. So regionally fifteen, nationally 9 (listen to R4), compared with Indian call centre….

CaptainFlashheart – Member
You great poof.

😀

Sethara

Còig no sia a-mach à deich. Carson?

A hell of a lot betterer than I can speak Japanese! Or French, German, Croatian, Russian…