Normal weird stolen stuff, you know. Aftershave from our bathroom during a break in, half used like. When my car got stolen and the police found it, it had a load of really expensive tools in the boot. Worth more than the damage they caused.
But this is the winner. I defy you lot to better this.
When we lived in Manchester, I had some quite expensive designer pants. About three pairs. my girlfriend loved them. Like long legged trunks. If I ever wanted to have sex, I just needed to wear a pair and walk past her.
Anyway, two pairs were hung up on the line and got nicked one day. Odd.
Then my girlfriend went away to Canada for a month. During this period, one of her friends called one night. She lived across the road and had a reputation of being a bit of a friendly lady. She was wearing this long coat and reeked of alcohol and weed.
She gave me this doey eyed look and pulled one side of the coat open, no clothes on underneath....EXCEPT FOR A PAIR OF MY PANTS!!!!!!
Is that supposed to turn me on!!!? (Well it might of, a little bit). But NO!