After I typed this I realised it was quite dull. But illustrates how drunks think odd things might be normal….
Waiting to give my daughter a lift home from work, 11.45pm.
Bloke opens the back door of the car and says ‘where are you going mate’
‘Nowhere you’re going, I’m not a taxi’
‘Oh, sorry’
Walks off with his GF, comes back 5 mins later, taps on the window
‘Has Bar **** called you?’
‘No, why would they, I told you already I’m not a taxi’
‘The bloke over there said they had done’
‘How would they know my number, and if they did why would they call me when I’m not a taxi driver’
‘Listen mate no need to get gobby, I’m only asking, they said they’d called you’
‘No they didn’t, because they don’t know me, just piss off’
‘What you making a deal about, you have a mobile, they might have called you, stop giving me a hard time, and step out if you want to make it a big deal’
GF pulls him away and I think ‘can’t wait to tell online strangers such a dreary story’