It was all actually an elaborate ruse, completely devised by the crown king of scousers Phil Redmond. The idea was simple. But utterly fiendish.
If there was a constant supply of images of cheeky chirpy scousers, all resident in Liverpool, on the box, then people would be oblivious to what was actually happening. And what was actually happening was nothing short of an invasion. Yes… while we were all thinking they were burying bodies in Toxteth, we were oblivious to the truth
What we failed to notice was the wholesale invasion and colonisation of the rest of the country. The job complete, Big Phil simply cancelled the programme. He sat back to survey his work like the evil Bond villain he is. Laughing manically from behind his bushy eye-brows. His work done
It was all now in place. It is now impossible to walk into any pub or bar in the entire of this septic isle without hearing those guttural scouse tones. Every single one now has at least one resident scouser regaling the locals with tales of how 'The Pool' is the greatest city in the world.
The brain-washing had started. The first step was securing the capital of culture. Modest to begin with. But what about the plot to win the champions league? a fluke? I think not. It is pre-ordained and carefully orchestrated scouse evil
But you mark my words, they will stop short of nothing other than global domination. You have been warned. Anna Friel, though undoubtedly a fine looking woman, is actually a storm-trooper of death
Posted 14 years ago
