“Never trust anyone! Even your teeth can sometimes bite your tongue…”

When asked about his affairs, he admitted it had been

“very difficult to balance the different female interests in his life”

as his

“decks were very crowded”

.

Code for trying to get the mother of your son to move in with you whilst you shag 4 other women:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/30/cbeebies-actress-cleared-of-child-abduction-after-cheating-ex-wa/

His ^^^ surname’s pretty fitting, then…

That looks like an awful lot of work!